Vote: What's this Hairy Fan Thinking?

Which caption is the best?

•  SHOULD I HAVE THE ORANGE FLAVOR FIRST OR THE COFFE FLAVOR FIRST? -Miwolverine3
•  I'm the one who let the dogs out, thank you very much. -Steelermade
•  Sorry lady! Stupid full moon came out again. -Adrian2k
•  Try our new mega sized bone shaped cookies! Side effects may include accelerated hair growth, nail growth, pointed ears, sharper teeth, and season tickets to the Browns. -Birds4life
•  Taylor Lautner beat me out for the role of Jacob in Twilight! i could throw one of these to get him distracted! -X9beast9x