Saints Fans Bring the Bling

Which caption is the best?

•  "I hope people are focusing more on my rings than my mustache." -Eaglesdabest80
•  "Will you guys help me find my thumb ring?" -Awesomepaint
•  "Who Dat? You don't know because you can't see me!" -Hermie5
•  "Look at my idea for the next 7 Saints Super Bowl rings!" -Bigbadravens
•  "Hang on, don't start the game! My nails still need to dry!" -Jacobjacob32