Raiders Fans Don't Monkey Around!

Which caption is the best?

•  "Raiders are grape!" -Eminem679
•  "Wait, Steve, this isn't the Lion King stage? Wheres that little lion I'm supposed to hold up?Oh well....WELCOME TO THE BLACK HOLE!!" -Rzrock
•  "Should I brush my teeth?" -Lilboy28
•  "Maybe I can sneak in by saying I am the Half Time entertainment" -Steelbot5555
•  "Man! Where are my friends Donkey Kong and King Kong? I thought they would come and I booked all the rows 16 through 6 just for King!" -Dakota133