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NFC Teams Holiday Wish List

It's that time of year, when the NFL teams are making wish lists of what they hope to get this holiday season.  Take a look below and let us know in the comments if you have other suggestions.


Arizona Cardinals:  A transfer out of the brutal NFC West.

 

Atlanta Falcons:  A playoff victory for Tony Gonzalez.

 

Carolina Panthers: A cloning device to make a team of Cam Newtons.

 

Chicago Bears:  A holiday dinner of BBQ Lion with a side of Green Bay cheese.

 

Dallas Cowboys:  NFL Play 60-minutes t-shirts.

 

Detroit Lions:  An oil can to keep Megatron running squeak-free.

 

Green Bay Packers: Macaroni to go with those cheese-heads.

 

Minnesota Vikings:  A quarterback named Thor.

 

New Orleans Saints:  More home games.

 

New York Giants:  Another Super Bowl game against the Patriots.

 

Philadelphia Eagles:  An evil scientist weather machine, so they can play all their games in a blizzard.

 

San Francisco 49ers:  Ear plugs for the Seattle games.

 

Seattle Seahawks: Hotel reservations for Super Bowl week.

 

St. Louis Rams:  A revival of the Greatest Show on Turf next year.

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers:  A new plank to make their opponents walk.  Arrgghhh!

 

Washington Redskins:  RG IV, RG V and RG VI.  The more RGs, the better!

 

Click here for the AFC list.