NFL RUSH
Versus: Brian Hartline vs. Candy Hearts

It's Valentine's Day and it's only a matter of time until you see those chalky, sweet candy hearts.  They have tiny messages of love on them but we all know they have a dark side.  Enter Dolphins WR Brian Hartline. When you have a name like "Hartline," you are going to become a staple of everyone's Valentine's jokes.

 

The Scenario:  Brian Hartline gets an annoymous Valentine's Day gift.  It's a box of those candy hearts everyone pretends to love.   He opens it up and pops one of the candies into his mouth.  He notices something strange about it so he looks at the box for clues. He finds the expiration date and realizes he's made a big mistake.  These candy hearts have gone bad... really bad. 

 

Who wins, Brian Hartline or the candy hearts?

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  • Miami Dolphins

    April 1, 2013

    dusterbuster2003 · draftee

    go dolphins!!!!!!!

  • Baltimore Ravens

    March 8, 2013

    blizzard122 · draftee

    the hearts are sweet but brian is cool. i going with hartline

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    February 19, 2013

    phillyrocks81 · draftee

    i dont get it too

  • Dallas Cowboys

    February 19, 2013

    tonyromo5070 · draftee

    I like this picture. XD

  • Green Bay Packers

    February 18, 2013

    packfan892 · 2nd string

    hearts

  • Washington Redskins

    February 18, 2013

    scrocks · practice squad

    dont get it

  • Green Bay Packers

    February 17, 2013

    ianbanks · draftee

    ha ha ha funny

  • New England Patriots

    February 16, 2013

    123gopats14 · 2nd string

    patsgetgronked87 both of your comments ROCK!

  • San Francisco 49ers

    February 16, 2013

    hershey6231 · draftee

    Candy!!!!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    February 15, 2013

    behala18 · draftee

    Expired candy tastes good to me.

  • Green Bay Packers

    February 15, 2013

    bosskid15 · draftee

    HAHAHAHHA THAT IS HILLARIOUS :D

  • Jacksonville Jaguars

    February 15, 2013

    allprobrady · starter

    Candy!!! Yummy!!! Lets go Heart Candys!!!

  • Houston Texans

    February 15, 2013

    broncostexans12 · draftee

    That is funny

  • Cleveland Browns

    February 15, 2013

    evano60 · draftee

    funny

  • Chicago Bears

    February 14, 2013

    dcforte · 2nd string

    who???????never heard of him

  • San Francisco 49ers

    February 14, 2013

    bdt29 · practice squad

    candy

  • New England Patriots

    February 14, 2013

    patsgetgronked87 · draftee

    I LOVE THE PATS MORE THEN CANDY OR CHOCOLATE AND THAT IS 100% TRUE

  • New England Patriots

    February 14, 2013

    patsgetgronked87 · draftee

    @ patsluvur THERE IS NONE!!!!! HAHAHA I LOVE THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!

  • Detroit Lions

    February 14, 2013

    rush886 · 2nd string

    oh wow the votes are tied not surprised

  • Green Bay Packers

    February 14, 2013

    kkarson12 · draftee

    funny

  • Los Angeles Rams

    February 14, 2013

    gorams1233 · draftee

    candy

  • New England Patriots

    February 14, 2013

    cubanwonder · rookie

    Candy ATTACK

  • New England Patriots

    February 14, 2013

    patsluvur · draftee

    cmon guys....wheres the love for the dolphins?

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    February 14, 2013

    Ronderocks · draftee

    LOL

  • Atlanta Falcons

    February 14, 2013

    lild202 · practice squad

    Its a candy apocalypse

  • Baltimore Ravens

    February 14, 2013

    darkninja791 · draftee

    wierd

  • New England Patriots

    February 14, 2013

    irockdemjordans · draftee

    candy

  • New York Giants

    February 14, 2013

    newyorkgiants101 · rookie

    if brian hartline was on the giants he would win

  • Green Bay Packers

    February 14, 2013

    packfan892 · 2nd string

    funny

  • Atlanta Falcons

    February 14, 2013

    cjfalcon · draftee

    brian

  • Seattle Seahawks

    February 14, 2013

    hawksnation81 · veteran

    candy heats

  • Baltimore Ravens

    February 14, 2013

    force5g · practice squad

    Brian