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  • Denver Broncos

    April 1

    sprite20000 · 2nd string

    Why was the math book sad? Because it had to many problems

  • Carolina Panthers

    February 28

    pillow101 · 2nd string

    Why did the superhero flush the toilet?because it was his duty

  • Dallas Cowboys

    September 24, 2015

    ippyplane · starter

    WYY DO THE COLTS WIN MOST OF THEIR GAMES? BECAUSE THEY HAVE LUCK

  • Seattle Seahawks

    August 6, 2012

    seahawkzzfan · draftee

    What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar? A dollar has 4 quarters

  • New York Jets

    June 28, 2012

    jmoran100 · draftee

    Q:what does a robber do in basketball?A: steal :-)

  • Kansas City Chiefs

    June 9, 2012

    cheifs2001 · draftee

    why did the colts go to the bank to get a quarterback!!!!!!!

  • New England Patriots

    May 31, 2012

    HOTDOGS55 · draftee

    WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG

  • Carolina Panthers

    May 31, 2012

    cmfan1 · draftee

    why didnt the skeleton cross the road? he didnt have the guts

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 31, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    Nice ones bkbluehen, connecter45, and rascal-9.

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    May 30, 2012

    TEBOWFAN02 · veteran

    why did the bees get married? so they could go on there honneymoon

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 30, 2012

    troy1233 · draftee

    A:because he didn't have the guts!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 30, 2012

    troy1233 · draftee

    Q:Why didn't the skeloton cross the road?d?

  • San Francisco 49ers

    May 30, 2012

    rascal-9 · rookie

    there is a smart blond and santa and a QB (Alex smith) walking down a street they see money the QB grabs it why dont you thing the smart blond or santa got it? the other 2 are not real lol

  • Detroit Lions

    May 30, 2012

    miwolverine3 · draftee

    what insect is the worst at football? A fumble bee! (bumble bee)

  • Atlanta Falcons

    May 29, 2012

    wolfbite · draftee

    what do u call a sweaty dog?a hotdog

  • New York Jets

    May 29, 2012

    en6501 · draftee

    i cant think of any good ones

  • New England Patriots

    May 29, 2012

    brady987654 · draftee

    good ones

  • New England Patriots

    May 29, 2012

    brady987654 · draftee

    awesome

  • New York Giants

    May 29, 2012

    bkbluehen · draftee

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

  • San Francisco 49ers

    May 29, 2012

    JerryRice · draftee

    What beverage do football players drink? Penal-tea!

  • Detroit Lions

    May 29, 2012

    miwolverine3 · draftee

    What's Alaska's capital? Juneau.(pronounced Do you know) That's what I'm asking!

  • Detroit Lions

    May 29, 2012

    miwolverine3 · draftee

    Why was the football game so hot? Because all the fans left.

  • Detroit Lions

    May 29, 2012

    miwolverine3 · draftee

    Why was the football game so hot? Because all the fans left.

  • New York Giants

    May 28, 2012

    McBillyBob · draftee

    A: To get his QUARTER BACK!

  • New York Giants

    May 28, 2012

    McBillyBob · draftee

    Q: Why did the Coach go to the bank?

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    May 28, 2012

    jayman299 · draftee

    haaaa

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    May 28, 2012

    rushban · draftee

    y didnt saturn take a shower?there was to mush rings in the shower

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 28, 2012

    fernanbo · draftee

    why did snow white miss the ball because she was puting on her make up

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 28, 2012

    connecter45 · draftee

    why dont canabills eat clowns? cause clowns taste funny

  • Minnesota Vikings

    May 28, 2012

    qborgwardt · draftee

    Why is Cinderella so bad at football? Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball.

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    May 27, 2012

    clemsonkid2 · draftee

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Too get to the other Slide

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    May 27, 2012

    clemsonkid2 · draftee

    Q: What did the one popsicle say to the other popsicle before leaving? A: By-Cicle! (Bicyle)

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 27, 2012

    zanetherain · draftee

    who likes the STEELERS?

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 27, 2012

    zanetherain · draftee

    did you read going to the out house by Will I make it illustrations by I don't think so!

  • New England Patriots

    May 27, 2012

    patriots7840 · draftee

    wazzup

  • Indianapolis Colts

    May 27, 2012

    coltsrock440 · draftee

    jello is like jelly and it jiggles jiggles jiggles

  • San Francisco 49ers

    May 27, 2012

    nun651 · draftee

    what do you call five guys in line? one direction

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 27, 2012

    brownsfan61 · draftee

    two wrights don't make a wrong.......they make an airplane!

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 27, 2012

    brownsfan61 · draftee

    why did the buffalo bills go to the bank? to get thier quarter back!

  • Detroit Lions

    May 26, 2012

    grahamman55 · draftee

    Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was holiday season

  • Seattle Seahawks

    May 26, 2012

    lynch365 · draftee

    Q:what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant A: deadantdeadantdeadant

  • Carolina Panthers

    May 26, 2012

    cam101223 · draftee

    how did the frog cross the road. he teid himself to the chicken

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 26, 2012

    connecter45 · draftee

    nice nickt3

  • Indianapolis Colts

    May 25, 2012

    s07jam1230 · draftee

    what do you get when you have an apple and a banana and an orange.......a banapplorange

  • Denver Broncos

    May 25, 2012

    IAWSOME1616 · draftee

    Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back!

  • Kansas City Chiefs

    May 25, 2012

    revntree · draftee

    where is the safest place during a tornado?By tebow.there are no touchdowns by him

  • Minnesota Vikings

    May 25, 2012

    adrianhall · draftee

    Q: Why didn't the skeletoncross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!

  • Indianapolis Colts

    May 25, 2012

    paulatebow · draftee

    ttyty

  • Indianapolis Colts

    May 25, 2012

    paulatebow · draftee

    watsup

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 25, 2012

    connecter45 · draftee

    Knock Knock Who's there rock rock who I knocked a rockstar who is hard as a rock.

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 25, 2012

    nickt3 · draftee

    why did greg little get hurt? because they were vs. the giants

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 25, 2012

    nickt3 · draftee

    why did the coach go to subway? to get a sub in for greg little

  • Denver Broncos

    May 25, 2012

    wildcard8 · draftee

    peyton all the way

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 25, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    Want a better tasting breakfast? Try CheerTebows, so good it'll bring you to your knee.

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 25, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    There are 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't.

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 25, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    LOL! Love some of these jokes!

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 25, 2012

    brees53 · draftee

    what do the saints do when they win? They rise to the top

  • Denver Broncos

    May 24, 2012

    wildcard8 · draftee

    hi

  • New York Giants

    May 24, 2012

    GiantsBird · practice squad

    What's the hardest part about learning to ride a bike? The Pavement.

  • Baltimore Ravens

    May 24, 2012

    EliCruz321 · draftee

    Q:Why did the coach go to the bank?A:He wanted his QUARTER BACK!

  • New England Patriots

    May 24, 2012

    IsaacPatriot · draftee

    What did Randy Moss do to the Giants? Turned them into midgets instead of giants

  • New England Patriots

    May 24, 2012

    patsluvur · draftee

    jarock07... YOU ROCK!! hi-lar-i-ous joke!!!! :D

  • Denver Broncos

    May 24, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Hi, want to chat, somebody?

  • Denver Broncos

    May 24, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Newton=show off

  • Denver Broncos

    May 24, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Cam newton will never win a super bowl

  • Carolina Panthers

    May 24, 2012

    carolina106 · draftee

    Q.where do hungry players play?A.in the supper bowl.

  • Dallas Cowboys

    May 24, 2012

    NflCowboys88 · draftee

    you want to here a joke?joke

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 24, 2012

    Zigs321 · draftee

    what did the saints say to the cardinals? Want to go marching with us?

  • New England Patriots

    May 24, 2012

    kperkin · draftee

    cam neton should be on the cover of madden 13

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 24, 2012

    iray124 · draftee

    YOU CAN, T BE ME

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 24, 2012

    iray124 · draftee

    YOU WANT TO GO REAL

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 24, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    What did the girl say to the boy eating Lays on the couch? You couch potato.

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 24, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    How much does Josh Freeman pay for his corn? A Buck-an-ear.

  • San Diego Chargers

    May 24, 2012

    chasers8 · draftee

    hey

  • Miami Dolphins

    May 24, 2012

    oneandres · draftee

    What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots.

  • Denver Broncos

    May 24, 2012

    RAMS1ROCK · draftee

    Whats up

  • Chicago Bears

    May 24, 2012

    brian1131 · draftee

    do spiders go on line

  • Detroit Lions

    May 24, 2012

    BoyScout99 · draftee

    Nice one, jakesmitty. LOL! ;)

  • Denver Broncos

    May 23, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Nice buster dog!!!

  • Denver Broncos

    May 23, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    thenextmiz, i don't get it

  • Buffalo Bills

    May 23, 2012

    jarock07 · draftee

    I got a good joke right here...... The jets are going to win.

  • Denver Broncos

    May 23, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Why are the broncos doing better with Peyton manning? Cause the broncos are on peyback mode!!!

  • Denver Broncos

    May 23, 2012

    kozicke18 · draftee

    Why are the broncos so awsome? Cause the broncos are awsome.

  • Minnesota Vikings

    May 23, 2012

    thenextmiz · draftee

    Q. What did the hamster get when it rained? A. Wet, silly

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 23, 2012

    jakesmitty · 2nd string

    what did Lincoln say to obama go to the theatre

  • Green Bay Packers

    May 23, 2012

    BusterDog · 2nd string

    Why couldn't the bike stand? Because it was two-tired!

  • Denver Broncos

    May 23, 2012

    leo123456789 · draftee

    peyton manning looks awsome in our uniform its going to be a good season

  • New York Giants

    May 23, 2012

    rushers9 · draftee

    Q:why did the spider buy a car? A:he wanted to take it out for a spin!

  • Chicago Bears

    May 23, 2012

    ivanthekid11 · draftee

    why did jesse go to new orleans because he wanted to make extra money

  • Chicago Bears

    May 23, 2012

    ivanthekid11 · draftee

    who wears the biggest uniforms the new york giants

  • Atlanta Falcons

    May 23, 2012

    timtebow2470 · draftee

    WHY DID TEBOW LEAVE DENVER. to get to new yourk to play for new yourk jetzzzzzzz

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 23, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    Nice one Jennings 1999!

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 23, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    When life gives you lemons make applesauce.

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    May 23, 2012

    Ronderocks · draftee

    How do chickens swim? They don't swim they chicken out.

  • New York Jets

    May 23, 2012

    Proc1212 · draftee

    Knock Knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a drink

  • New York Jets

    May 23, 2012

    Proc1212 · draftee

    Knock Knock

  • Detroit Lions

    May 23, 2012

    zrockflip · draftee

    Q. Why wont the New Jersey Devils move to New Orleans? A. Because they're are to many Saints!

  • Detroit Lions

    May 23, 2012

    zrockflip · draftee

    Q. What do you get when you cross a bird and a ball? A. a ball hawk!

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 23, 2012

    icewolf26 · draftee

    Oh you wanna go eflames

  • Baltimore Ravens

    May 22, 2012

    RavensFan808 · draftee

    A:Carlos

  • Baltimore Ravens

    May 22, 2012

    RavensFan808 · draftee

    Q:What do you call a person without a car

  • Baltimore Ravens

    May 22, 2012

    Ravensflow · draftee

    This Panther guy walked to his coach and gave him a gift. He said what is it? Splat! A pie was in the Coach's head. Har Har Har! He laughed

  • Atlanta Falcons

    May 22, 2012

    gofalcon5 · draftee

    HI

  • Atlanta Falcons

    May 22, 2012

    gofalcon5 · draftee

    why couldnt the skeleton go to the party?he did not have a BODY to go with

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    josegonzalz · draftee

    josegonzalz

  • Carolina Panthers

    May 22, 2012

    shaub8 · draftee

    Q: how do you spell Brandy with three letters? A: B, R, AND, Y!

  • Carolina Panthers

    May 22, 2012

    shaub8 · draftee

    Q: what is the pats favorite cake? A: gronk cake

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    t500bowl · draftee

    what team is bigger and stronger than any team ?the giants

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    T-BONE16 · draftee

    Q: what did Eli do to Peyton?

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    T-BONE16 · draftee

    What did the girl eagle fans told Eli manning?

  • Los Angeles Rams

    May 22, 2012

    zay608 · draftee

    what did the chicken say to the lion

  • Green Bay Packers

    May 22, 2012

    Jennings1999 · draftee

    Knock knock, who's there, A little kid who can't reach the doorbell

  • Chicago Bears

    May 22, 2012

    bearbear29 · draftee

    he pressed the paws button

  • Chicago Bears

    May 22, 2012

    bearbear29 · draftee

    how did the dog stop the movie?

  • New England Patriots

    May 22, 2012

    colint27 · draftee

    what pepole love the steelers the most? BANK ROBERS

  • New England Patriots

    May 22, 2012

    colint27 · draftee

    why is newton so famous? because he dad is izack newton

  • New York Jets

    May 22, 2012

    jmoran100 · draftee

    A. becuase he was feeling crumby

  • New York Jets

    May 22, 2012

    jmoran100 · draftee

    Q. why did the cookie go to the hospital?

  • Houston Texans

    May 22, 2012

    Ghostklaus1 · draftee

    What can you serve but not eat? A tennis ball

  • Houston Texans

    May 22, 2012

    Ghostklaus1 · draftee

    What do you do when you beat Green Bay? You send them Packing!

  • Minnesota Vikings

    May 22, 2012

    daxter321 · draftee

    why did the player leave the bank?he went to the game

  • Miami Dolphins

    May 22, 2012

    money555555 · draftee

    what did you doll to fan ? dollfin

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    nyg1008 · draftee

    PERSON1. pete and leave were walking down the street pete went inside whos left? PERSON2. LEAVE . PERSON1. OK bye

  • Chicago Bears

    May 22, 2012

    log1rocks · draftee

    Q.what do u call green bay?A.packers for cheese

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    May 22, 2012

    ChefBengal2 · 2nd string

    Q: What do you get by mixing a flying mammal, a baseball official, and Dracula? A: A Vumpire Bat

  • New York Jets

    May 22, 2012

    MattyIce13 · draftee

    Q. What did the mayonaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. A. Close the door I am dressing!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 22, 2012

    eflames · draftee

    repeat dat steerlers

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 22, 2012

    eflames · draftee

    steerlers go to the super bowl i'll be waiting new orleans

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    May 22, 2012

    jakesmitty · 2nd string

    Q:what did the elf learn in school A:the elphabet

  • New York Giants

    May 22, 2012

    bkbluehen · draftee

    Why will you never starve in the dessert? Cause of all the sand which is there!

  • Oakland Raiders

    May 22, 2012

    topper9 · draftee

    Q:why did the football coach go to the bank?A:to get his quarter back!

  • Indianapolis Colts

    May 22, 2012

    jakecoltsman · draftee

    Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? A: Because it ran out of juice!

  • Detroit Lions

    May 22, 2012

    BoyScout99 · draftee

    Two guys were driving to a Lions game on Sunday. They saw a sign that said "Ford Field - LEFT". So they went home.

  • New England Patriots

    May 22, 2012

    patriots7840 · draftee

    first comment