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Mar 06 2008

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  • Minnesota Vikings

    November 23, 2010

    RyanGreenway · draftee

    Not funny

  • Minnesota Vikings

    November 21, 2010

    AP28Viks · draftee

    LOL LOL LOL

  • San Diego Chargers

    November 14, 2010

    jellyts · draftee

    WOW! all the jokes on here r LAME

  • Detroit Lions

    November 14, 2010

    sackmaster57 · draftee

    Thats sounds like my cousin

  • Denver Broncos

    October 27, 2010

    harleyleo · draftee

    the best that is funny

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    October 20, 2010

    chestnu0 · draftee

    THAT WAS KINDA CRAZY ! ! ! ! ! !! ! :(

  • Minnesota Vikings

    October 18, 2010

    ajgrocks · draftee

    What do you get when you have 4 quarterbacks on the field? A dollarback.

  • Minnesota Vikings

    October 18, 2010

    ajgrocks · draftee

    Now that one is funny! LOL

  • Cleveland Browns

    October 14, 2010

    brownsguy558 · draftee

    Haha

  • Cleveland Browns

    October 14, 2010

    brownsguy558 · draftee

    haha funny

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    October 10, 2010

    chaz101 · draftee

    thats a really funny one!

  • Carolina Panthers

    October 6, 2010

    fjl-2000 · draftee

    ok joke

  • Jacksonville Jaguars

    September 3, 2010

    golden237 · draftee

    since coach reads my comments i just want to say hi torg, refs, and coach!

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    August 1, 2010

    EdgeDominato · draftee

    smelly

  • San Diego Chargers

    May 10, 2010

    chadcharger · draftee

    that's funny

  • New Orleans Saints

    March 15, 2010

    Cards2Saints · draftee

    ya know where did they even come up with the name quaterback? math because 4 quarters = $1.00 4 quarters in a game, so where did QBas a position come up?

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    February 11, 2010

    cmh524 · draftee

    hey people

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    February 10, 2010

    cmh524 · draftee

    that is funny but not the best reallly a guy takes his friend to a game he dosen't get why they were yelling get the quarter back bye for now comment back

  • Indianapolis Colts

    February 4, 2010

    NCAA1018BAMA · draftee

    THIS IS FUNNY

  • Arizona Cardinals

    February 4, 2010

    WELWEL26 · draftee

    hey bronc9ers there r better

  • Denver Broncos

    January 30, 2010

    Bronco9ers · draftee

    I heard that that is the best one.

  • Tennessee Titans

    January 26, 2010

    Titansboy10 · draftee

    thats pretty cool and funny

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    January 24, 2010

    ryansabeast · draftee

    Thats good

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    January 22, 2010

    Jackie13 · draftee

    Its funny but the people thst watch the football games need to know the positions

  • Indianapolis Colts

    January 19, 2010

    nflrw123 · draftee

    I like it

  • New York Jets

    January 18, 2010

    jetsfan2468 · draftee

    i get it

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    January 10, 2010

    EasBengals · draftee

    Very funny

  • Green Bay Packers

    January 7, 2010

    rodgers2800 · draftee

    good joke i guess

  • Minnesota Vikings

    January 3, 2010

    hmwlive65 · draftee

    The jokes are getting better...

  • Miami Dolphins

    January 2, 2010

    mymetsrbad · draftee

    Clever.

  • Baltimore Ravens

    December 27, 2009

    ravens28 · draftee

    a good joke but seiriously how could u not know about the positions especilly the QB

  • San Diego Chargers

    December 22, 2009

    rivers117 · draftee

    That one was good.

  • New Orleans Saints

    December 22, 2009

    0-forever · draftee

    this the funnist 1 ha ha lol

  • Minnesota Vikings

    December 21, 2009

    Nicole345too · draftee

    haha! this 1's the funniest of them all! the BJE(Best Joke Ever!)

  • Dallas Cowboys

    December 21, 2009

    CowboysColt · draftee

    Ha! ha! for both jokes, but it should go like knock knock, Whos there? Cow, Cow who? Cowboys Win!!

  • Minnesota Vikings

    December 13, 2009

    farve989 · draftee

    knock knock whos there vik vik who vikings win

  • Indianapolis Colts

    December 10, 2009

    coltsp18 · draftee

    does the guy that went to the game for the first time stutpid or somethin'

  • Indianapolis Colts

    December 10, 2009

    coltsp18 · draftee

    all the jokes are funny! i love them all!

  • New England Patriots

    December 9, 2009

    camfoot · draftee

    funny

  • New Orleans Saints

    December 9, 2009

    uclaman97 · draftee

    that is funny read it

  • New Orleans Saints

    December 7, 2009

    asdfgh2 · draftee

    lets go colts tell more jokes peyton

  • Kansas City Chiefs

    December 6, 2009

    spicy1 · draftee

    so funny

  • Carolina Panthers

    December 6, 2009

    TreyTurner28 · draftee

    This is FUNNY!!!!!!! yall should read it

  • San Diego Chargers

    December 5, 2009

    AReeves · draftee

    Thats funny no dout

  • Tennessee Titans

    December 4, 2009

    Titans619 · draftee

    the best football joke ever

  • Kansas City Chiefs

    December 3, 2009

    brycetrocks · draftee

    that is a good one

  • Minnesota Vikings

    November 30, 2009

    msawyer19 · draftee

    NICE

  • Indianapolis Colts

    November 29, 2009

    stink31 · draftee

    That is so funny

  • New England Patriots

    November 27, 2009

    xtremeguitar · draftee

    lol probably best joke

  • Cleveland Browns

    November 25, 2009

    silverhawk32 · draftee

    oo haaaah that joke was just sooo funny i forgot to laugh ! bahaaaah. ;)

  • San Diego Chargers

    November 24, 2009

    LTizdabomb · draftee

    that guy waz a STUGE

  • Green Bay Packers

    November 19, 2009

    looloonala · draftee

    HA! HA!

  • San Diego Chargers

    November 16, 2009

    titanicboy · draftee

    THAT WAS FUNNY BUT FUNNY AND OH YEAH IT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! DID I MENTION IT WAS FUNNY?!!!!!!!

  • Baltimore Ravens

    November 11, 2009

    ladybuzz · draftee

    This one's silly! :)

  • Denver Broncos

    November 9, 2009

    cole19qb · draftee

    my brother laughed at that one

  • New England Patriots

    November 9, 2009

    mossrox209 · draftee

    get the QUARTER back

  • Minnesota Vikings

    November 1, 2009

    bobafett123 · draftee

    FUNNY

  • Minnesota Vikings

    October 30, 2009

    BIGT20 · draftee

    THATS THE FUNNYEST

  • Dallas Cowboys

    October 30, 2009

    bradyman31 · draftee

    best joke ever

  • Carolina Panthers

    October 25, 2009

    pantherp · draftee

    HA-HA- SO FUNNY

  • Dallas Cowboys

    October 25, 2009

    devenp · draftee

    L.O.L

  • Carolina Panthers

    October 23, 2009

    panthersuper · draftee

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah my guts fell out

  • Chicago Bears

    October 19, 2009

    bigbear123 · draftee

    I was laughing my guts out

  • New England Patriots

    October 19, 2009

    zackmad · draftee

    thats funny

  • Minnesota Vikings

    October 17, 2009

    funny123 · draftee

    #2

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    October 16, 2009

    fgfgdfjfhdjh · draftee

    thatwasfunny

  • New York Jets

    October 13, 2009

    Stevenson22 · draftee

    That was HILARIOUS I couldn't get enough

  • New Orleans Saints

    October 11, 2009

    saintsman9 · draftee

    thats really funny

  • October 3, 2009

    jaden · draftee

    im cryin

  • San Diego Chargers

    October 3, 2009

    Boltchic11 · draftee

    Really funny. Besides, that was the guys first football game. He's got a lot to learn. Super Awesome! HAHAHAHAHAH lol

  • September 27, 2009

    andrew · draftee

    I like all th joke it was so funny!!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    September 25, 2009

    tigerbowden · draftee

    funny

  • September 20, 2009

    erick · draftee

    that was funny

  • September 15, 2009

    corvanator · draftee

    get the quarter back HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • New England Patriots

    September 3, 2009

    patslegend · draftee

    lol i get it probably best i heard

  • Chicago Bears

    August 30, 2009

    jaycutleryea · draftee

    HA HA!!! I GET IT!!!!!! DA BEARS!!!!

  • Miami Dolphins

    August 16, 2009

    tweetysweety · draftee

    get it 25 cents quarter u get it

  • Tennessee Titans

    August 15, 2009

    dashjohnson2 · draftee

    ha quarterback i get it

  • Indianapolis Colts

    August 3, 2009

    JAKEI10 · draftee

    that one is actually pretty good

  • New England Patriots

    July 20, 2009

    pattsfan · draftee

    Hehe i heard it before but still funny

  • San Diego Chargers

    June 30, 2009

    SD21Chargers · draftee

    I get it! lol! I told my dad he lauged

  • Dallas Cowboys

    June 23, 2009

    AidopotatoII · draftee

    HAHA I GET IT QUARTERBACK.

  • Chicago Bears

    June 19, 2009

    BullsBears · draftee

    That was one of the best jokes ever. By the way the Bears rock.

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    June 17, 2009

    LiZbEtHcAm. · draftee

    !!!HAHAHA I GET IT...LOL!!!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    June 11, 2009

    sdpjr11 · draftee

    I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD

  • New England Patriots

    June 10, 2009

    hector62 · draftee

    WOW

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    May 31, 2009

    santie · draftee

    that one one was so funny lol!!!!!!!

  • San Diego Chargers

    May 27, 2009

    SDboltzfan21 · draftee

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! that was so funny!!

  • Dallas Cowboys

    May 1, 2009

    candypaint · draftee

    i first heard this joke and i was cracking up

  • New York Giants

    April 25, 2009

    isma10 · draftee

    best i have ever heard hahahaaha hiGHlarios

  • New York Giants

    March 7, 2009

    crazykid80 · draftee

    that was the funniest football joke EVERRR!!!!!!!

  • Denver Broncos

    March 5, 2009

    Champbailey6 · draftee

    HA!!!!HA!! Thats a great joke

  • Baltimore Ravens

    February 13, 2009

    1_Fine_RB · draftee

    HA HA HA!!!!! Funniest one so far!!!!!!!

  • February 1, 2009

    Anonymous NFL Fan · draftee

    That is a funny joke

  • New York Giants

    February 1, 2009

    Bambamct · draftee

    Quarter-back oh!! that's a good one!

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    January 30, 2009

    slugger96 · draftee

    really where's my quarter???????

  • Miami Dolphins

    January 28, 2009

    arifins54 · draftee

    ohhhhh i get it

  • January 25, 2009

    Anonymous NFL Fan · draftee

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  • San Diego Chargers

    January 24, 2009

    beast4321 · draftee

    hahahahahahahahahahah that wasthe best joke i heard in a long time.!!!!!!! ps: that was so funny i had to write it down. !!!!!!! pss: CHARGERS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER.!!!!!!!

  • New England Patriots

    January 22, 2009

    owner3 · draftee

    Thats a good joke

  • Denver Broncos

    January 20, 2009

    mc1447662 · draftee

    well......... never mind

  • January 20, 2009

    Anonymous NFL Fan · draftee

    wow i'm still laughing hahahahahahahahahahhahhahahaha

  • January 9, 2009

    · draftee

    Q.)why did the coach go to track every day? A.)to get his runing-back.

  • January 9, 2009

    richie m · draftee

    haha thats great

  • January 4, 2009

    · draftee

    the joke was ok and GO STEELERS WERE GETTIN` ONE FOR THE OTHER HAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 4, 2009

    mike · draftee

    i have heard that one somewhere before

  • Tennessee Titans

    January 2, 2009

    Chubaca · draftee

    First things first the joke was hallarious! FACTS * Titans are the best team ever * Titans are going to win the super bowl this year

  • New England Patriots

    December 31, 2008

    jeffros · draftee

    At first I didn't get it but now i get it LOL

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    December 30, 2008

    aurules98 · draftee

    it was pretty good EAGLES ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

  • Dallas Cowboys

    December 30, 2008

    rstbrgcheer · draftee

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL HE-LARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • December 17, 2008

    dylan · draftee

    that hi-larious totaly funny

  • December 13, 2008

    ishkuduf · draftee

    thats hilariuos

  • Dallas Cowboys

    November 28, 2008

    bustaben · draftee

    I couldn't stop lafing, im still lafing at it!

  • New York Giants

    November 22, 2008

    giantz10 · draftee

    That is hilarious!!! I was rofl. Go G-men!!

  • November 21, 2008

    Brett · draftee

    its ok, JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE FUNNIEST JKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!! ROCK ON i HAVE THE SAME NAME AS Brett Favre!!!!! my name is Brett

  • Atlanta Falcons

    November 17, 2008

    falcons64 · draftee

    best football joke GO FALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • November 12, 2008

    Anthony · draftee

    Thats was funny. It made me laugh alot.

  • November 8, 2008

    colts rule · draftee

    that is an awesome joke

  • October 31, 2008

    dj_redskin · draftee

    thats really funny

  • October 25, 2008

    Cod86 · draftee

    ha ha ha ha ha...........funny

  • Kansas City Chiefs

    October 25, 2008

    kglatt · draftee

    haha this is really funny!! the best joke!!!!!

  • October 24, 2008

    Bluebird's · draftee

    Best joke on this page!!

  • October 16, 2008

    bikergirl1050 · draftee

    Awesome dude!!

  • October 12, 2008

    xxx7 · draftee

    awesome

  • Indianapolis Colts

    September 19, 2008

    Teder · draftee

    Ha! Ha! OK thats enough come up with some jokes that Don't Have quarters in them.

  • New Orleans Saints

    September 12, 2008

    elvacano31 · draftee

    hilarious

  • Green Bay Packers

    September 12, 2008

    notnarg · draftee

    That is a very funny joke

  • Carolina Panthers

    September 11, 2008

    cheesedud6 · draftee

    HA !!!!!HA!!!!!!!!!

  • September 7, 2008

    cody · draftee

    funny joke go broncos

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    August 26, 2008

    cooldued · draftee

    i love that joke it is so funny

  • Dallas Cowboys

    August 26, 2008

    mike223345 · draftee

    this one funny joke

  • August 18, 2008

    jordan · draftee

    a long joke but haha funny.....go saints!

  • August 13, 2008

    DAVE · draftee

    THIS ONE IS FUNNY

  • Indianapolis Colts

    August 13, 2008

    ChristianBoy · draftee

    this is a very funny joke it really cool to

  • August 6, 2008

    Storm05 · draftee

    great football joke!!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    August 5, 2008

    daleboy · draftee

    aw man dat made a lot of sense

  • Oakland Raiders

    July 28, 2008

    sideswipe · draftee

    that joke is really not that bad but you really need funny jokes.lol

  • Philadelphia Eagles

    July 28, 2008

    divagigi4 · draftee

    That is awesome best joke ever

  • July 28, 2008

    Noah · draftee

    get the QUARTER back. ha!

  • July 18, 2008

    Misael · draftee

    that was funny i'm going to tell everone that joke

  • July 15, 2008

    patriots18-0 · draftee

    patriots are gana go 19-0

  • July 15, 2008

    mike · draftee

    that cracked me up

  • New England Patriots

    July 11, 2008

    batista08 · draftee

    this was the funniest joke i have ever heard in my life about football

  • July 7, 2008

    hi · draftee

    good jokes

  • Carolina Panthers

    July 3, 2008

    patfan234 · draftee

    i didnt get this one rght away then i got it and its funny

  • July 3, 2008

    adam99 · draftee

    laugh out loud funniest joke ever

  • Chicago Bears

    July 2, 2008

    ZappaOMatic · draftee

    So funny I told my dad it and he gve me a quarter and said, "back"

  • Tennessee Titans

    June 24, 2008

    trentnfl · draftee

    that's a really good joke

  • Indianapolis Colts

    June 18, 2008

    lsudude1 · draftee

    Hey that was a awsome one.

  • June 17, 2008

    sheldon · draftee

    lol so funney good one

  • June 13, 2008

    jake · draftee

    cool joke

  • June 13, 2008

    rjh · draftee

    maybe you should tell him about the game first

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    June 10, 2008

    steelman66 · draftee

    That is the funniest joke I have ever heard.I even fell off of my chair when I read it.

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    June 9, 2008

    steelman66 · draftee

    That is the funniest joke I have ever heard.I even fell off of my chair when I read it.

  • New Orleans Saints

    June 6, 2008

    tyler86 · draftee

    That is funny, who came up with these?!?

  • San Diego Chargers

    June 6, 2008

    kjello · draftee

    LOL that wuzz good.

  • June 3, 2008

    ryan · draftee

    this is a realy funny joke! Get the QUARTER BACK, thats hillarius

  • June 3, 2008

    Bologna Bob · draftee

    You really made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • San Diego Chargers

    May 30, 2008

    charger910 · draftee

    That was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny I had to fall on the ground but really that was funny.Make up some more please.

  • Cleveland Browns

    May 27, 2008

    clevebrown10 · draftee

    that really funny i love that joke im going to tell the guys in my class

  • May 19, 2008

    coolman252 · draftee

    that is so funny get the quarter back!!!!!!!!1

  • May 16, 2008

    angelina · draftee

    hahahahhahahha

  • May 16, 2008

    carly · draftee

    that is sooooooo funny i love it i will tell it a million times

  • Los Angeles Rams

    May 12, 2008

    Madden10 · draftee

    Thats hilarious!

  • Chicago Bears

    May 7, 2008

    BearsFanJosh · draftee

    That is really funny

  • New York Giants

    May 7, 2008

    iol1234 · draftee

    te he!! thats the funniest joke about football i have ever heard!!

  • May 7, 2008

    Joe · draftee

    that was funny

  • Chicago Bears

    May 7, 2008

    ShawtyA2354 · draftee

    This one is funny i laughed hard

  • New Orleans Saints

    May 7, 2008

    tyler86 · draftee

    I'm gonna tell that to all my friends.

  • Dallas Cowboys

    May 7, 2008

    foggy2k8 · draftee

    I havent heard a joke that good for a long time=D nice 1!!

  • New York Giants

    April 23, 2008

    MalMal34 · draftee

    Wow .... That was a funny one i am laughing so hard

  • New England Patriots

    April 21, 2008

    patriotfan15 · draftee

    the best one ever

  • New England Patriots

    April 21, 2008

    starcb98 · draftee

    i like that ps. patriots rock

  • New York Giants

    April 16, 2008

    Tommerbeatpb · draftee

    HA HA HA LOL

  • April 11, 2008

    Steelers85 · draftee

    I've heard that one before

  • Arizona Cardinals

    April 11, 2008

    kentman12 · draftee

    nate the first super bowl winner was the packers and sorry but i dont know the other one. if i find out i will tell you ok

  • April 11, 2008

    $MVP$ · draftee

    THAT WAS SO FUNNY I ALMOST WENT TO THE HOSPITAL

  • New Orleans Saints

    April 11, 2008

    T-Man85 · draftee

    That was dumb

  • Cincinnati Bengals

    April 11, 2008

    bittn10 · draftee

    i did not get it

  • April 11, 2008

    troy · draftee

    THe joke was very creative

  • Chicago Bears

    April 11, 2008

    BEARSQB16 · draftee

    THAT WAS GOOD

  • Dallas Cowboys

    April 11, 2008

    JBBBBBBB · draftee

    that was hilarious

  • Green Bay Packers

    April 11, 2008

    bradyquinn56 · draftee

    thats really funny

  • Minnesota Vikings

    April 10, 2008

    AP28fanq · draftee

    it should be a dime

  • April 10, 2008

    John · draftee

    I have been a very good fan of jokes and that is one of the best ones i have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;O

  • New York Giants

    April 10, 2008

    iol1234 · draftee

    that was the funniest joke about football i have ever heard

  • April 10, 2008

    vikings rule · draftee

    Ha Ha Funny

  • New Orleans Saints

    April 8, 2008

    shorty619 · draftee

    taht was tight

  • Jacksonville Jaguars

    April 2, 2008

    TheSavage · draftee

    Haha thats pretty good

  • April 1, 2008

    julian · draftee

    cooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllll!!!!

  • Green Bay Packers

    April 1, 2008

    favre4ever36 · draftee

    This joke is the funnyist football joke of all time

  • Chicago Bears

    March 27, 2008

    Floppy500 · draftee

    wow good 1# i loved it.

  • New Orleans Saints

    March 26, 2008

    criss33 · draftee

    funny! funny! funny!

  • New England Patriots

    March 21, 2008

    sqoop418 · draftee

    cool

  • New England Patriots

    March 19, 2008

    shadowboy · draftee

    that was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    March 19, 2008

    soulja4u · draftee

    that was a good one!

  • Oakland Raiders

    March 19, 2008

    theBOOMkid · draftee

    COOL JOKE

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    March 19, 2008

    43steelers · draftee

    Ha Ha Ha!!!

  • March 19, 2008

    · draftee

    taht wass awsome

  • New York Giants

    March 18, 2008

    giantskid17 · draftee

    this one is very funny i told to my mom she cracked up ill tell it to my dad when he gets home form his bands concert

  • New York Giants

    March 18, 2008

    panzerryan45 · draftee

    YEAH BABY I LOVE MY GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Los Angeles Rams

    March 10, 2008

    jopo94 · draftee

    That's funny

  • March 7, 2008

    Noah · draftee

    That is one of the funniest jokes I ever heard.

  • Miami Dolphins

    March 7, 2008

    dbaker98 · draftee

    wow! good 1