NFL RUSH
Jared Allen Signs With...

What do you call a former purple people eater who is now a furry ferocious Ursus americanus?


You call him Jared Allen, the newest Chicago Bear!


Yes the Chicago Bears signed free agent Pro Bowl DE Jared Allen, adding another key element to their burgeoning defensive line.  Allen, who had 11 sacks last season for the Minnesota Vikings, has 128.5 career sacks which ranks 12th on the all-time NFL list.

 

This move, coupled with the recent signing of free agent DE Lamarr Houston, should give the Bears a front line that growls fear into the hearts of opposing QBs.

 

Did you know that Ursus americanus is the genus and species of the American Black Bear?

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  • Minnesota Vikings

    December 5, 2015

    likeaboss555 · practice squad

    hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! he's a panther now and is getting traded backto the vikes when they beat the panthers to go to the super bowl and beat the broncos

  • Chicago Bears

    June 24, 2014

    mljj · draftee

    they should at least trade

  • Chicago Bears

    June 17, 2014

    psych · draftee

    yahoo! Go Bears!

  • Chicago Bears

    June 15, 2014

    crazybearsfan1 · draftee

    How is this not good?

  • Chicago Bears

    May 4, 2014

    jasonfuentes · draftee

    with jared allen 14-3

  • Chicago Bears

    April 30, 2014

    bearscool2211 · rookie

    JARED ALLEN=BEARS 16-0!!!!!!

  • Chicago Bears

    April 25, 2014

    bearscaden · draftee

    nooooooo

  • Baltimore Ravens

    April 22, 2014

    Ravensflow · practice squad

    I CANT BELIEVE JARED ALLEN SIGNS WITH BEARS. BEARS WILL BEAT PACKER AND GO TO SUPER BOWL. THEM BEAST!!!

  • New Orleans Saints

    April 22, 2014

    cccq · draftee

    good job

  • Seattle Seahawks

    April 19, 2014

    bearsgobears · 2nd string

    Noooo

  • Chicago Bears

    April 19, 2014

    coolboys2112 · draftee

    chicago is awesome

  • Chicago Bears

    April 19, 2014

    coolboys2112 · draftee

    no one could beat da bears

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    April 16, 2014

    tdh621 · rookie

    urus what?

  • Chicago Bears

    April 13, 2014

    kingofversace17 · draftee

    now it over

  • Chicago Bears

    April 4, 2014

    bearslover4567 · draftee

    L;

  • Chicago Bears

    April 4, 2014

    bearslover4567 · draftee

    I CANT BELIVE THEY REALESE JUILAIS PEPPERS!

  • Chicago Bears

    April 4, 2014

    bearslover4567 · draftee

    THE BEARS ARE AWESOME!

  • Green Bay Packers

    April 3, 2014

    fbplayer12 · draftee

    I CANT BALEIVE HOW MUCH RIVAL SIGNING THERES BEEN WITH THE PACKERS AND BEARS , BUT IT'S GREAT CAUSE WE'RE GETTING ALL THIER GOOD PLAYERS FOR OUR BAD PLAYERS

  • Green Bay Packers

    April 3, 2014

    fbplayer12 · draftee

    I CANT BALEIVE HOW MUCH RIVAL SIGNING THERES BEEN WITH THE PACKERS AND BEARS , BUT IT'S GREAT CAUSE WE'RE GETTING ALL THIER GOOD PLAYERS FOR OUR BAD PLAYERS

  • Green Bay Packers

    April 3, 2014

    fbplayer12 · draftee

    I CANT BALEIVE HOW MUCH RIVAL SIGNING THERES BEEN WITH THE PACKERS AND BEARS , BUT IT'S GREAT CAUSE WE'RE GETTING ALL THIER GOOD PLAYERS FOR OUR BAD PLAYERS

  • Minnesota Vikings

    April 3, 2014

    7pointz · practice squad

    Da Bears.......STINK!!!!!!! I hope they lose they're next 5 seasons in a row!!! D:

  • Chicago Bears

    April 2, 2014

    basheed345 · draftee

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TEAMS IN THE NFL ITS CRAZY. NUMBER ONE THE BEARS SIGN DE JARED ALLEN NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT THEY RELEASE JULIUS PEPPERS!!!!! WHAT AND THEN THE GREEN BAY PACKERS SIGN HIM !!!!!!! I CANT BELIVE THIS

  • Chicago Bears

    March 31, 2014

    JSUM123 · practice squad

    #bearsgointothesuperbowl

  • Green Bay Packers

    March 30, 2014

    packisbackin13 · draftee

    sad

  • Chicago Bears

    March 30, 2014

    everettkeller · draftee

    bo ya

  • Dallas Cowboys

    March 29, 2014

    tigersareawesom0 · veteran

    what

  • Denver Broncos

    March 28, 2014

    soccerhusky24 · draftee

    ursus is just the scientific name

  • Miami Dolphins

    March 28, 2014

    PHINPHAN00 · draftee

    Dolphins signed Knowshone Moreno. Eagles realesed Desean Jackson.

  • Green Bay Packers

    March 28, 2014

    senseipeng2 · practice squad

    Feel for you Jared allen

  • Chicago Bears

    March 27, 2014

    zakirbearsfan · draftee

    cool

  • Seattle Seahawks

    March 27, 2014

    chrisjessen21 · draftee

    what the heck is a ursus

  • Seattle Seahawks

    March 27, 2014

    seahawkmania101 · veteran

    NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • Dallas Cowboys

    March 27, 2014

    chrisbrowntexans · draftee

    he should've signed with dallas

  • Atlanta Falcons

    March 27, 2014

    macklin123 · rookie

    go

  • Atlanta Falcons

    March 27, 2014

    macklin123 · rookie

    go ja go

  • Jacksonville Jaguars

    March 26, 2014

    allprobrady · starter

    No i dint know the question on the bottom. why would people know that

  • Seattle Seahawks

    March 26, 2014

    atlantaseahawks · rookie

    never guessed he would be a bear

  • Chicago Bears

    March 26, 2014

    iogden34 · 2nd string

    sweet!!!!

  • Detroit Lions

    March 26, 2014

    dlions1515 · starter

    WOW!

  • New England Patriots

    March 26, 2014

    patstexans · practice squad

    hewo

  • Green Bay Packers

    March 26, 2014

    packfan892 · 2nd string

    ursus americanus scientific name of the black bear

  • Green Bay Packers

    March 26, 2014

    jpcqb12 · 2nd string

    Awesome

  • Green Bay Packers

    March 26, 2014

    rogersthrow11 · draftee

    the bears!

  • Pittsburgh Steelers

    March 26, 2014

    littmark · draftee

    Nice

  • Atlanta Falcons

    March 26, 2014

    epceaser · 2nd string

    NO WAY JA